What Is Muff Cabbage?
When the latest episode of South Park aired, alot of folks were wondering what is ‘muff cabbage‘.
The newest edition of the iconic cartoon on Comedy Central is one that features the state of New Jersey trying to border Colorado. New Jerseyites try to come to the rescue with a little help from Snookie, a star from MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’.
During the show, the word muff cabbage was said and after a little decipering and what not, muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What Is Muff Cabbage?
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Wait though, a muff means vagina, and a cabbage means vagina, so… double vagina? Right?
I cant imagine anyone actually wanting to fuck Snooki.
I interpreted it as implying a foul smell as well – Anyone who has ever cooked cabbage knows what I’m talking about.
Wouldn’t it be vagina smegma? Not hard to figure that out since every woman in jersey has smegma running down their thighs.
Actually… MUFF is vagina… or was the pubic hair really. “Cabbage in yer muff”… as anyone that’s cooked cabbage would know… is refering to a woman having an unpleasant odor down there. Cabbage when cooked stinks. So… Cabbage Muff = Stank whore.
Muff Cabbage is a Jersey thing
it’s a jersey thing
muff cabbage is a dirty smelly over fucked unwashed vagina that what is means you can also call it a muff garbage which also means a nasty jersey vagina like a gross nasty vagina that if you touch it or lick it it can cause gagging or choking its got lint pubic hair and toilet paper stuck to it it cannot be licked or fucked anymore its a total waste of pussy
ok u ppl who said itsx a jersey thing must be some ghetto jerseys NO ITS NOT anyone can act like that not all jersey sometimes u ppl need to take a hike gosh